Stupid Answer To Stupid Questions

1. At the movies When you meet
acquaintances/friends…

Stupid Question-Hey, what are you doing here?
Answerlaugh :Dont u know, I sell tickets in black
over here..

2. In the bus A heavy lady wearing pointed
high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…

Stupid Question-Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer-No, not at all, I’m on local
anesthesia…..why don’t you try again.

3. At a funeral One of the teary-eyed people ask…

Stupid Question-Why, why him, of all people.
Answer-Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant When you ask the waiter

Stupid Question- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala"
dish good ??
Answer-No, its terrible and made of adulterated
cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together When some distant aunt
meets you after years…

Stupid Question- Munna,Chickoo, you’ve become so big.
Answer-Well you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask…

Stupid Question-Is the guy you’re marrying good?
Answer-No,he’s a miserable wife-beating ,
insensitive lout…it’s just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone
call…

Stupid Question-Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer-No. I was doing research on whether the
Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not.You thought I
was sleeping….you dumb witted moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently
shorter hair…

Stupid Question-Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer-No, its autumn and I’m shedding……

9. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed
objects in your mouth…

Stupid Question-Tell me if it hurts?
Answer-No it wont. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman
asks…

Stupid Question-Oh, so you smoke.
Answer-Gosh, it’s a miracle …………it was a
piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!!